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Whiskey Ratings: My Personal Guide


Every review on this site ends with one of four ratings. The system is deliberately simple — four tiers, no 100-point scales, no half-stars, no decimal scores pretending to be more precise than a glass of bourbon can actually be rated. I'm a retired tech guy in San Diego who loves brown liquor, not a certified spirits judge, and these ratings reflect exactly that: one enthusiast's honest take.

A few things shape where a bottle lands. I drink everything neat first — no ice, no water, no cocktail — because that's where a whiskey has nowhere to hide. I lean toward high-proof and barrel-proof expressions and wheated bourbons, so those tend to start with a small edge in my book; I try to account for that bias rather than pretend it doesn't exist. And I weigh value and availability heavily. A bottle you can actually find at a fair price earns credit for being gettable — an exceptional whiskey you'll never see on a shelf is a fun story but a frustrating recommendation.

There are no sponsorships here and nobody sends me free bottles, so the rating is whatever I actually thought after drinking it. Here's what each tier means:

  • Top Shelf — Exceptional. These are the bottles I savor neat and actively recommend seeking out, price and scarcity be damned. If you can find one, buy it. When a Top Shelf bottle is also gettable at retail — a Larceny Barrel Proof, a Wild Turkey Rare Breed — that's about as good as it gets.
  • Middle Shelf — Solid and recommended. High-quality whiskey that's worth the price and rewards drinking neat. This is where most good bourbon lives, and there's no shame in it — a well-made Middle Shelf pour at a fair price is the backbone of any real collection. The bulk of my reviews land here.
  • Bottom Shelf — Drinkable but skippable. There's nothing offensive in the glass, but nothing that makes me reach for it either. Often a fine mixer or a casual everyday pour, but not something I'd go out of my way to buy again. Save your money for something that earns it.
  • Leave it on the Counter — Not worth it. This is the one tier that's an actual warning. Whether it's underwhelming, overpriced, or just not for me, I wouldn't buy it again and I can't recommend you spend your money on it. I'll always explain why in the review rather than just dropping the rating and walking away.

One last thing: these are my ratings, built around my palate and preferences. A bottle I rate Bottom Shelf might be your new favorite, and that's completely fine — the best whiskey is the one you enjoy most. Use these as a starting point, not gospel. If you've tasted something I've reviewed and landed somewhere different, I'd genuinely like to hear about it.